100 Screencaps of How I Met Your Mother; 007/100
↳ Barney: Does she really say “but, um” that much?
Future Ted: That night, we found just just how much she said it.

100 Screencaps of How I Met Your Mother; 006/100
↳“Just a burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than ‘just a burger.’ I mean…that first bite — oh, what heaven that first bite is! The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then… a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.” - Marshall Eriksen

100 Screencaps of How I Met Your Mother; 005/100
↳“Dear Marshall: I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork.” - Robin Scherbatsky

100 Screencaps of How I Met Your Mother; 004/100
↳ “It’s been 243 days since we’ve seen another living soul…. What’re you looking at?”

“Good talk.”